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g3m1n1
29-03-2005, 21:51
I havnt said the word **** in ages.

Somebody tell me a joke with the word **** in it.
Foobar-
29-03-2005, 22:56
your a ****?

for thinking up a stupid thread. Ban tbh
Redhawk
30-03-2005, 18:32
One day a boy asks his dad,
"What's the difference between a pussy and a ****?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."
He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she
was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that
brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and
furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the ****."
g3m1n1
30-03-2005, 22:11
rofl thats pretty good
The Plutonian Empire
31-03-2005, 04:16
One day a boy asks his dad,
"What's the difference between a pussy and a ****?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."
He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she
was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that
brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and
furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the ****."
LOL!
Ten-Chi
01-04-2005, 11:31
A 12 yr old boy sits in his class at school and his teacher asks the pupils to think of a sentence with the word "contagious" in it.
A girl stands up and says "My granddad has an illness and it is very contagious".
"Well done" says the teacher.
A boy stands up and says "My dad says yawning is contagious".
"Well done" says the teacher.
Then, this 12yr old boy stands up and says "A man has just finished painting his entire house, and i though to myself, it must have taken that **** ages"
Twix :D
11-04-2005, 13:19
oi, no thats my joke :rolleyes:

http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=387747
Ten-Chi
11-04-2005, 19:46
w000t - we must know the same people :eek:
Twix :D
11-04-2005, 23:12
:eek: maybe

who told u ur one ?
Olive
12-04-2005, 01:50
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/gameshowletter.html
Warning: This is funny :D
Ten-Chi
12-04-2005, 09:05
Unless you're from Cardiff and know my family, then i find it doubtful :D

But i thought it was funny when i heard it, whether i kniced your fame or not ;)
Twix :D
12-04-2005, 17:27
Nah, i dont think it was the same person. I visited Cardiff once, that was a fantastic day, lots of rather attracive looking laddies from what i remeber. I agree tho, i alsmost wet myself when my mate told me cos he tells them so well, and the fact that i was smashed out my face aswell :D